[AI] Jokes

Sathiyaprakash Ramdoss sathiya.ramdoss at gmail.com
Mon Jun 9 15:12:05 EDT 2008


Dear Ashika,
AI group is not an appropriate place to share yourJokes. Please bring
your  thoughts and wisdom pertaining to day- to day  issues of people
with VI. Please do not  take it as  an offense, OK?

Have an exciting week!.

Your's Sathiyaprakash.

On 6/9/08, ashik <ashikhirani at gmail.com> wrote:
> A friend returned from Eastern (Communist) Europe narrated the following
> story during the rounds in these countries. One morning a school girl came
> to her teacher and said very proudly: "Our cat has had a litter of six
> kittens and they are all Communists." The teacher was impressed with the
> child and invited the Inspector to visit the school and see for himself how
> well-doctrinated her students were. A week later the inspector arrived.
> "Tell the gentleman about your cat,'' the teacher asked her student.
>
> "She has had kittens and they are all democrats", said the girl.
>
> "What!",exclaimed the teacher aghast and let down, "last week you told me
> they were all Communists. What makes you say now they are democrats?"
>
> "Since then their eyes have opened," replied the student.
>
> A wealthy Maheshwari, the richest of the Marwari community, was complaining
> about his wife's spendthrift habits to a friend. "One day she asked me for
> ten rupees, the next day she asked me for twenty and this morning she wanted
> twenty-five. She is the limit."
>
> "She certainly is," agreed the friend. "What did she do with all that
> money?"
>
> "Main kya jaanoon'' (how should I know), replied the wealthy man. "I never
> gave her any.''
>
> An inspector of schools went to a government aided school and put the
> following question to students of sixth class: " "You have read the
> Ramayana. Tell me who broke the Shiva'sdhanush? Only one boy raised his hand
> : ""Sir, I do not know who broke it but it was not me."
>
> The inspector turned to the teacher and reprimanded him for not having done
> his job. The teacher replied: "Sir, the boy is very naughty. I am sure it
> was he who broke it, but will not admit it."
>
> The inspector went to the headmaster and narrated the whole story. After
> hearing him the headmaster said: "Why make a fuss about such a petty thing.
> Whatever is broken is broken for ever. While paying us the grant you may
> deduct the price of a new dhanush and pay the balance."
>
>
> Ashik Hirani
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